Clean Undies for Rats!
We know you want to share every great experience you have with your bubs, so why not share the joy of putting on a fresh clean pair of undies!
We here at Rattyville know we're a bit odd but I figure if you're here (and you have rats controlling your world like I do), you're probably just as odd.
We don't think odd is a bad thing. In fact, we like odd. And, since we're on the topic of odd, our rats love clean undies!
So share the joy of a fresh pair of briefs with your rats today and order now or see below for some of the great features a clean pair of
underwear has to offer!
Features:
- Multiple entrances and
exits! Our briefs come with not one, not two, no no,
not even three, but four openings!
- A sun roof! Indeed, one of the four openings
doubles as a peek-hole for curious rats who want to be in
the know (does she have Yogies or does she not? Why wake
up completely if you can poke your nose out and inspect
without pulling yourself away from the furry coziness of
your hammock and friends?)
- An observation deck! Some rats just never rest
if they're not able to keep that partial eye open on the
goings-on in their home so we've made sure that each pair
comes with both an open upper deck and an enclosed lower
deck. Of course if you have one of those "upper deck"
guys, the view from the sun roof may become obstructed.
- Hey, they're undies! They were designed to
endure a little accidental dribble and we know your rats
love to dribble!
- They come in sizes (and they stretch which
means there's room for everyrat!). If you have three
rats, order a 6 and if you have 6 rats,
order a 12. And don't worry! That brief seat was designed to endure the stress and strain of large and small bottoms alike!
- Not all tighty-whities are white. They come in
colors! We know our rats have pretty poor vision but we also know that
feeling good is looking good which means color is
important. If you have a favorite, just ask!
Here's what Jones has to say about his briefs: "Zzzzzzzzzzz."
Translation: "I just didn't know comfort until I tried out these soft sturdy briefs from Rattyville. They're so fresh and clean and made of 100% cotton so they're not abrasive to my sensitive skin! I especially like the sun roof because every now and again it rains Yogies and they fall right through the roof and into my ample lap."